Raffreddore, occhi lacrimanti, naso colante e in piu' sono dovuta andare a fare un'altra ecografia, di quelle dove il tecnico ti infila un oggetto che ricorda stranamente un mattarello e ti ravana per 15 minuti dentro (meno male che c'e' sempre una infermiera seduta vicino, per conforto...)... eallora mentre pulivo la mia "inbox" ho ritrovato queste barzelletta carine, inviatemi da una mia amica anglo-irish-french-native... insomma, americana. Ho proprio bisogno di ridere un po'...
ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl". The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
" 4 months vacation and five good leads."
WOMEN'S ASS STUDY
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting:
1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.
2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.
3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.